Things that crack me up (Updated often)
Someone tagged the back of my apartment building “Loverz Quad.”
A crying Victor Martinez.
The ad on the subway that reads, “Next stop: Nuts.”
I passed a Bela Fleck poster and realized I’d completely forgotten he exists.
The New York Times called Michael Chabon a magical spider.
Chrysler’s CEO is named Thomas LaSorda.
The word “mouthfeel”
Chubby wolves
This exchange between the Toronto Raptors’ Italian rookie sensation Andrea Bargnani and an Italian reporter:
Reporter: How are you preparing? Did you do anything special today?
Bargnani: I slept after lunch… one hour… snack.
Reporter: What’s your pregame meal?
Bargnani: Some fruit, some marmalade and some bread.
Reporter: Orange marmalade?
Bargnani: Orange marmalade? I don’t remember.
Reporter: You mean jam?
Bargnani: Marmalade. Some fruit marmalade.
Reporter: I’m not a marmalade guy.
This sentence from a story on the FIBA site about Toronto Raptor center Jorge Garbajosa’s ankle injury: “Garbajosa has had a solid rookie campaign with the Raptors and team-mate TJ Ford admitted his loss is a hammer blow.”
This anti-forest fire sign I saw in Japan.
Scotch eggs.
The silence in this video of a guy trying to make an egg stand up straight.
My friend John tried to say “Hi, Sexy!” in Spanish and it came out, “Hello, Sexuality!”
There’s a television channel called Court TV.
The way Tracy Morgan says motorcycle.
In a Pitchfork review of the new Modest Mouse album, the writer referred to Johnny Marr as “historic.”
In other Modest Mouse news.
Rick Pitino’s failures
Seitan